Million Dollar Guarantee of Admission

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At Ivy Coach, we offer a Million Dollar Guarantee of admission — or your money back. Don’t like it? Don’t care (photo credit: Sach1tb).

Regular readers of our college admissions blog know that we offer a Million Dollar Guarantee. For students who complete this package, we guarantee that we will help your child gain admission to the college of his or her choice or you will get every single penny of your money back. Every. Last. Penny. That’s how confident we are that we’ll get the job done, after we have the chance to review your child’s transcript, testing, other supporting documents, as well as the first choice college of your child. Now if your child is a ‘C’ student and hopes to get into Stanford, will we take your child on under this package? No way (although we have helped ‘C’ students get into Stanford in the past!). We can help get your child into a school he or she wouldn’t otherwise get into, but we’re not betting the house on trying to make the impossible come true, like our American boys did at Lake Placid.

We’ve received some flack for offering this Million Dollar Guarantee in the past but not only do we not care about such flack, but the naysayers only inspired us to double down. And why shouldn’t we? We’re good at what we do. All we’re guaranteeing is that we’ll work for free if we don’t do as we suggest. Not to mention, we have utterly no respect for the¬†organization that gave us flack. If we haven’t made it clear in the past, we believe membership in the Independent Educational Consultants Association (if you’ve never heard of this organization, no, you’re certainly not alone) isn’t worth the paper it’s written on. The fact that they chastise us for charging such a fee speaks only¬†to their jealousy that we can command such fees. If we want to work for free (if we don’t get the job done), who on earth do they think they are to try to stop us? The nerve. To the Independent Educational Consultants Association, we’ve got two words for you: “Bye Felicia!” That sums up our feelings quite well indeed.

If you’re interested in our Million Dollar Guarantee, simply fill out our free consult form and write Million Dollar Guarantee in the last field. We’ll then be in touch within the day to set up a time to speak with you about our services. We look forward to hearing from you.

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